Natural Shower: 50+ Michelle Rodriguez “Hottest” Bikini Bottoms

While some percentage of the population might get excited at the prospect of being physically assaulted by a voluptuous woman, we didn't count ourselves among them. Given Michelle's lovely exotic looks, it's a shame that she is frequently typecast as the gritty tomboy.

It didn't help things that Michelle chose to fuse fiction and reality in March of 2002, when she proceeded to repeatedly punch her roommate in the head. Now we may endorse the likes of Lennox Lewis engaging in beatings, but we're a bit more old-fashioned when it comes to the ladies.

There's something distinctly unsexy about seeing a girl pound someone else's face like a hamburger patty. While some may argue that this opinion stems from a fear of having our face served as the hamburger patty, we don't really care to examine our deep-rooted motivations in judging sexiness. Low marks for Michelle in this category