But Kim Zolciak is not most women.
The 34-year-old poses topless in nothing but body paint as pre-wedding gift for her fiance Kroy Biermann on tonight's episode of Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding.
The mother-of-three gets a football jersey design artfully applied to her naked torso for her Atlanta Falcons footballer beau.
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Earlier in the episode, the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star freaks out when she witnesses the shoddy construction for her wedding going on in the backyard of her home.
With just four days until the big day, she tells her assistant that there needs to be big changes, such as the disposal of a tent, which is erected for Kim to exchange her vows with Kroy under.
'I want a tent that people can f***ing dance under, not one I am getting married under,' she barks.
Can't strike a pose: Kim finds it difficult to strike sexy poses during the shoot as she is distracted about her wedding plans
As her racy shoot unfolds, Kim still can't find the distraction she needs to get her mind off the wedding plans.
As Kim's make-up artist prepares the red, white and black paint for her bodysuit, Kim asks: 'How are you gong to cover my nipples?'.
'I have gum drops or raisins, what are you?' she answers, holding up some nipple petals as the pair laugh.
Clever: Kim's painted top has Kroy's surname and his number '71'
Kim explains that she prefers to do something more personal and relateable for Kroy rather than pose in 'tacky lingerie.'
'I want it to incorporate Kroy's jersey and have it painted on my body. To me that is sexy,' she explains.
As the busty blonde star disrobes, her best-friend and matron-of-honour Jen enters the studio.
'Holy s***, get your knockers away girl,' Jen says, as the pair muse over how they are going to get the paint off her body following the shoot.
'How do I get this s*** off my skin? Kim asks.
Before the shoot, Kim tries to talk to Jen about her wedding planning issues.
'We are hundreds of thousand dollars over the budget,' she tells her. '...The florist backed out yesterday, so we have no f***ing flowers.'
Mid-way through the conversation Jen gets a text message and promptly leaves the studio, much to Kim's disappointment.
'Jen has been my best friend for years and I thought I could count on her to be my matron-of-honour. The whole experience has been a little disappointing,' she muses.
Kim's distraction around Jen and the disastrous wedding plans subsequently affects her ability to be sexy during the risque shoot.
'I am finding it a little hard being sexy with all this stress going on with the wedding,' says Kim, who poses in her paint and a pair of white football tights.
'I was so excited to do this photoshoot for Kroy, but with all this wedding stuff, the photoshoot is the last thing on my mind.'
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